Picturing You Naked – Spicy Valentine’s Day Card

For the couples who flirt through sarcasm, chaos, and extremely questionable productivity 🔥
This spicy Valentine’s Day card reads: “Picturing you naked is the most productive thing I’ve done today.”
Bold? Yes. Funny? Absolutely. Accurate? We’re not here to judge.

Perfect for partners, spouses, and situationships who prefer their romance a little unhinged and a lot hilarious. It’s flirty without being mushy, spicy without being explicit, and guaranteed to get a reaction—which, let’s be honest, is the whole point.

Great for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or any moment when you want to say I’m into you with zero subtlety and maximum confidence.

Printed in the USA on premium recycled cardstock, this A2 greeting card is blank inside so you can add a message that’s sweet, sarcastic, or keeps the chaos going.

Product Details

• A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
• Blank inside for a personal message
• Printed in the USA
• Recycled, eco-friendly heavyweight cardstock
• Includes a kraft envelope
  

Perfect For

• Valentine’s Day gifts with spice
  
• Couples with a sense of humor
  
• Partners, spouses, and situationships
  
• Anyone who enjoys flirting as a productivity tool
  
• People who prefer funny over sappy