The whole thing is a scam. Birthdays were created to sell greeting cards.

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- A2 size (4.25”x5.5”)
- Printed in New Bern, NC
- 100% Recycled paper
- Comes with a matching Kraft envelope

Lucky for you, I have a thing for older men. Happy birthday!

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- A2 size (4.25”x5.5”)
- Printed in New Bern, NC
- 100% Recycled paper
- Comes with a matching Kraft envelope

Eat cake in one sitting to keep moist

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- Printed in New Bern, NC
- 100% Recycled paper
- Comes with a matching Kraft envelope

Happy birthday! I will put the kids to be tonight.

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- Printed in New Bern, NC
- 100% Recycled paper
- Comes with a matching Kraft envelope

Rest in peace to your youth

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- Comes with a matching Kraft envelope

Lordy lordy look who's forty

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- Printed in New Bern, NC
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- Comes with a matching Kraft envelope

You're only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime. Happy birthday!

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- Printed in New Bern, NC
- 100% Recycled paper
- Comes with a matching Kraft envelope

Happy birthday to someone who has gone to more parties for kids than adults this year

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- 100% Recycled paper
- Comes with a matching Kraft envelope

They say take each birthday with a grain of salt. I say take it with a whole bunch of salt and bonus points if it's on the rim of a large margarita glass.

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- Printed in New Bern, NC
- 100% Recycled paper
- Comes with a matching Kraft envelope

You may not be over the hill, but you've got a good view! Happy birthday!

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- Printed in New Bern, NC
- 100% Recycled paper
- Comes with a matching Kraft envelope

From one mom to another, I'd like to wish you the rolling on your birthday: a long, uninterrupted walk down every aisle it target; the opportunity to finish your coffee before it gets cold; a peaceful bathroom break; and a shower that is long enough to shave your legs and wash your hair.

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- A2 size (4.25”x5.5”)
- Printed in New Bern, NC
- 100% Recycled paper
- Comes with a matching pink lemonade envelope

Cheers to another trip around the sun!

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- Printed in New Bern, NC
- 100% Recycled paper
- Comes with a matching Kraft envelope

Happy birthday!

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- A2 size (4.25”x5.5”)
- Printed in New Bern, NC
- 100% Recycled paper
- Comes with a matching Kraft envelope

Do you know what skinny jeans and side parts can do? Buy alcohol. Happy birthday!

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- A2 size (4.25”x5.5”)
- Printed in New Bern, NC
- 100% Recycled paper
- Comes with a matching Kraft envelope

The adult version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes" is wallet, glasses, keys, and phone. Happy birthday!

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- Printed in New Bern, NC
- 100% Recycled paper
- Comes with a matching Kraft envelope

One minute you're young and cool...and the next you're into air fryers. Happy birthday!

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- Printed in New Bern, NC
- 100% Recycled paper
- Comes with a matching Kraft envelope

Welcome to your thirties. You now have a favorite stove top burner and spatula.

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- Comes with a matching Kraft envelope

Welcome to your thirties. You now have bathroom ibuprofen, nightstand ibuprofen, kitchen ibuprofen, and car ibuprofen.

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- Printed in New Bern, NC
- 100% Recycled paper
- Comes with a matching Kraft envelope

You're a peach

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- Box set includes 8 cards
- Printed in New Bern, NC
- 100% Recycled paper
- Comes with a matching green envelope

You're a gem

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- Box set includes 8 cards
- Printed in New Bern, NC
- 100% Recycled paper
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope

One minute you're young and cool... and the next, you're getting all excited over new sheets. Happy birthday!

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- A2 size (4.25”x5.5”)
- Printed in New Bern, NC
- 100% Recycled paper
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope

- Blank inside
- A2 size (4.25”x5.5”)
- Printed in New Bern, NC
- 100% Recycled paper
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope