Parenting is like trying to stand up in a hammock without spilling your wine. Good luck.
- Blank inside- A2 size (4.25”x5.5”)- Printed in New Bern, NC- 100% Recycled paper- Comes with a matching kraft envelope
Snack Bitch Card
You are so much more than some little person's snack bitch. Remember that.
- Blank inside- A2 size (4.25”x5.5”)- Printed in New Bern, NC- 100% Recycled paper- Comes with a matching kraft envelope
Raising Little People Card
Raising little people is tough, but you are doing an amazing job!
Great Parents Baby Card
You're going to be great parents. And if you mess up, you can always try again!
Tiny Drunk Adults Baby Card
Babies are like tiny, drunk adults. If you can remember that, you'll be okay (sorta)!
- Blank inside- A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")-Â Printed in New Bern, NC- 100% Recycled paper- Comes with a matching spearmint envelope
90% Of Parenting Card
Ninety percent of parenting is waiting to see if the other parent will do it first.
- Blank inside- A2 size (4.25”x5.5”)- Printed in New Bern, NC- 100% Recycled paper- Comes with a matching Kraft envelope
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