Unsolicited Parenting Advice Card

You are so much more than some little person's snack bitch. Remember that.

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- A2 size (4.25”x5.5”)
- Printed in New Bern, NC
- 100% Recycled paper
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope

Raising little people is tough, but you are doing an amazing job!

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- A2 size (4.25”x5.5”)
- Printed in New Bern, NC
- 100% Recycled paper
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope

Babies are like tiny, drunk adults. If you can remember that, you'll be okay (sorta)!

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- A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
- Printed in New Bern, NC
- 100% Recycled paper
- Comes with a matching spearmint envelope

You're going to be great parents. And if you mess up, you can always try again!

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- A2 size (4.25”x5.5”)
- Printed in New Bern, NC
- 100% Recycled paper
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope

Ninety percent of parenting is waiting to see if the other parent will do it first.

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- A2 size (4.25”x5.5”)
- Printed in New Bern, NC
- 100% Recycled paper
- Comes with a matching Kraft envelope

Parenting is like trying to stand up in a hammock without spilling your wine. Good luck.

- Blank inside
- A2 size (4.25”x5.5”)
- Printed in New Bern, NC
- 100% Recycled paper
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope