Greatest Farter Card

You are enough.
You are worthy.
You are doing a wonderful job.

- Blank inside
- A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
- Printed in New Bern, NC
- 100% Recycled paper
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope

I am so thankful you exist!

- Blank inside
- A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
- Printed in New Bern, NC
- 100% Recycled paper
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope

You are so much more than some little person's snack bitch. Remember that.

- Blank inside
- A2 size (4.25”x5.5”)
- Printed in New Bern, NC
- 100% Recycled paper
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope

They were all out of unicorns, so I got you this card instead.

- Blank inside
- A2 size (4.25”x5.5”)
- Printed in New Bern, NC
- 100% Recycled paper
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope

To the keeper of lawn and order

- Blank inside
- A2 size (4.25”x5.5”)
- Printed in New Bern, NC
- 100% Recycled paper
- Comes with a matching green envelope