I Love You A Waffle Lot Card

For the world's greatest farter! I mean.. FATHER!

- Blank inside
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in New Bern, NC
- 100% Recycled paper
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope

I love you a crapload!

- Blank inside
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in Greenville, NC
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope

Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You're gonna love it!

- Blank inside
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in New Bern, NC
- 100% Recycled paper
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope

I am at a loss for words. I literally don't know what to say. So instead of saying something stupid, I'll say this: I am here for you. I will do and be whatever you need. If you need me to get you a coffee, I can do that. If you need me to punch someone in the face, I can do that. If you need a pillow to scream into, I can get you one. If you need a person to scream at, I can be that person. If you just need me to sit in silence with you, I can do that. I am here for you.

- Blank inside
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in New Bern, NC
- 100% Recycled paper
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope

No matter what you're going through (depression, a break up, the death of a family member or friend), it is okay to not be okay.

- Blank inside
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in New Bern, NC
- 100% Recycled paper
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope

To the keeper of lawn and order

- Blank inside
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in New Bern, NC
- 100% Recycled paper
- Comes with a matching green envelope