Mom, you are on bad bitch
And I mean that as respectfully as possible
- Blank inside- A2 size (4.25”x5.5”)- Printed in New Bern, NC- 100% Recycled paper- Comes with a matching Kraft envelope
Birthday Scam Birthday Card
The whole thing is a scam. Birthdays were created to sell greeting cards.
Older Men Birthday Card
Lucky for you, I have a thing for older men. Happy birthday!
Eat Cake Birthday Card
Eat cake in one sitting to keep moist
Put The Kids To Bed Birthday Card
Happy birthday! I will put the kids to be tonight.
RIP To Your Youth Birthday Card
Rest in peace to your youth
Look Who's Forty Birthday Card
Lordy lordy look who's forty
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