Being a parent is like jumping out of a plane with a bunch of people who don't know how to open their own chutes. So you fly around doing it for them, then you hit they ground. But you don't die, you get up and make dinner.
- Blank inside
- A2 size (4.25”x5.5”)
- Printed in New Bern, NC
- 100% Recycled paper
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope
Your Meat Father's Day Card
Your meat is one hundred percent going in my mouth today. Happy Father's Day.
- Blank inside
- A2 size (4.25”x5.5”)
- Printed in New Bern, NC
- 100% Recycled paper
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope
The Reason Father's Day Card
You're the reason dad bods are cool
- Blank inside
- A2 size (4.25”x5.5”)
- Printed in New Bern, NC
- 100% Recycled paper
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope
Sexy And You Mow It Father's Day Card
You're sexy and you mow it
- Blank inside
- A2 size (4.25”x5.5”)
- Printed in New Bern, NC
- 100% Recycled paper
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope
Better Than Your Jokes Father's Day Card
Happy Father's Day. May your day be better than your jokes.
- Blank inside
- A2 size (4.25”x5.5”)
- Printed in New Bern, NC
- 100% Recycled paper
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope
Fathered Through A Global Pandemic Card
You fathered through a global pandemic, a racial justice movement, an economic crisis, remote learning and homeschooling while working from home, a polarizing election, chronic anxiety, uncertainty, and depression, and a toilet paper shortage all with no preparation, no warning, or special training and you made it work because you are one badass father.
- Blank inside
- A2 size (4.25”x5.5”)
- Printed in New Bern, NC
- 100% Recycled paper
- Comes with a matching Kraft envelope
Fishing Lures Father's Day Card
Happy Father's Day
- Blank inside
- A2 size (4.25”x5.5”)
- Printed in New Bern, NC
- 100% Recycled paper
- Comes with a matching Kraft envelope
Perfect card for my sister, expecting #2 in a pandemic.
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