Rose are red, violets are blue. Even though I suck at poetry, may I still do you?
- Blank inside - A2 size (4.25" x 5.5") - Printed in New Bern, NC - 100% Recycled paper - Comes with a matching red envelope
Favorite Thing To Do Card
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You're my favorite thing to do
- Blank inside - A2 size (4.25" x 5.5") - Printed in New Bern, NC - 100% Recycled paper - Comes with a matching kraft envelope
Annoy You Card
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I love that I get to annoy you for the rest of your life.
- Blank inside - A2 size (4.25" x 5.5") - Printed in New Bern, NC - 100% Recycled paper - Comes with a matching pink envelope
Type Of Man I'd Make A Sandwich For Card
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You're the type of man I'd make a sandwich for.
- Blank inside - A2 size (4.25” x 5.5”) - Printed in New Bern, NC - 100% Recycled paper - Comes with a matching green envelope
Scoop Cat Litter Card
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You're the type of girl I'd scoop cat litter for
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Olive Me Loves Olive You Card
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Olive me loves olive you
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Laundry Room Quicky Card
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True love is sneaking away to the laundry room to bang out a quicky before the dino nuggets burn in the oven
- Blank inside - Dimensions are 4.25" x 5.5" (A2 size) - Box set includes 8 cards - Printed in New Bern, NC - 100% Recycled paper - Comes with a brown kraft envelope
Fold Towels Card
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Nothing turns me on more than watching you fold towels the right way
- Blank inside - Dimensions are 4.25" x 5.5" (A2 size) - Box set includes 8 cards - Printed in New Bern, NC - 100% Recycled paper - Comes with a brown kraft envelope
Load The Dishwasher Card
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Nothing turns me on more than watching you load the dishwasher the right way
- Blank inside - Dimensions are 4.25" x 5.5" (A2 size) - Box set includes 8 cards - Printed in New Bern, NC - 100% Recycled paper - Comes with a brown kraft envelope
Dat Booty Card
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Dat booty doh
- Blank inside - Dimensions are 4.25" x 5.5" (A2 size) - Box set includes 8 cards - Printed in New Bern, NC - 100% Recycled paper - Comes with a brown kraft envelope
Drop The Kids Off Card
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Let's drop the kids off somewhere, go home, take off our pants, and take a nap
- Blank inside - Dimensions are 4.25" x 5.5" (A2 size) - Box set includes 8 cards - Printed in New Bern, NC - 100% Recycled paper - Comes with a brown kraft envelope
Screw Valentine's Day Card
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Screw Valentine's Day
Let's get drunk and adopt a bunch of cats
- Blank inside - Dimensions are 4.25" x 5.5" (A2 size) - Box set includes 8 cards - Printed in New Bern, NC - 100% Recycled paper - Comes with a brown kraft envelope
