8 Of The Least Suckiest 30th Birthday Cards

On July 27th, I turned 30. To celebrate the death of my youth, I scoured the Internet for the best 30th birthday cards I could find (why are 30th birthday cards so sucky?). You're welcome.

#1: Things That Died Since You Were Born
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I love this card by Unblushing. It's a solid reminder that nothing lasts forever. Not even the Mapquest directions you printed and stored in the center console of your car.

#2 30 As F***

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If you can't catch up on your Insta feed without all the bones in your body cracking, this card by Sweet Perversion is for you.

#3 Thirty Before Me by Little Lovelies StudioThirty Before Me Birthday Card

Oh no! I just realized I'll never be able to give this card again!

#4 30 Is The New 20

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When it's time to grow up, Honest AF Cards is there with a healthy dose of reality.

#5 30th Birthday Sexy AF

30th Birthday Sexy AF Card

*Pours a glass of wine* Thank you, DeLuce Design. Let's keep the compliments coming.

#6 iPod 30th Birthday

iPod 30th Birthday Card

La Familia Green, does liking The Killers make me old?! Hahaha -- I feel seen!

#7 Your Twenties Are Over by Little Lovelies Studio

Twenties Are Over Birthday Card

Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road.
Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go.

#8 The First Thirty Years

30th Birthday letterpress card

Maybe Frankie and Claude are right about the first 30 years. But the next 30 will be some of the greatest.


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